In terms of employment, I'm a very good date who's currently highly interested in something more. Westchester County preferred, but certainly open to the idea of commuting to New York City for the right opportunity. Your picture** gets my resume: wzificsak AT gmail DOT com.
(So, what's in it for you, dear 'Turned On Its Ear' readers? Well, less time in employment/financial flux means MORE TIME FOR BLOG POSTS! It's win-win, folks!)
* - not actually patented in the legal sense, but you catch my drift.
** - picture not really required.
Seriously, though, if you know anybody and you happen to pass this along, I'd be much obliged.