DID I SERIOUSLY SEE AN AD FOR A FUCKING BATTLESHIP MOVIE? As in a movie based on the classic board game from my and your and likely your parents' childhood? How in the high holy hell are they possibly going to make a movie out of this:
You sunk my battleship!
While I see that it stars folks like Rihanna and Liam Neeson, I also notice that neither they nor their co-stars are credited as "red peg" or "blue peg", and I'm forced to wonder just how faithful this silly flick is going to be to its source material. Really: how can you make a movie out of a game with no freaking characters? What's next, Hollywood? Monopoly starring Kevin Costner as Mediterranean Avenue and OJ Simpson in a comeback role as the GO TO JAIL space? Honestly, there aren't nearly enough unnecessary italics and/or capital letters to describe just how completely, UTTERLY, TOTALLY ridiculous I find the whole stupid idea of a film - no, this is a movie, not a film - based on BATTLESHIP of all things. Aaarrrgh! Bleaaarrrgh! Doerjnbpejrnhgsongf#$&%(@&%(!!!!!!!