My announced goal for this series - to be the number one Google search for "31 Holi-Days" - has been made and then some. As of right now, WALK A PLANT DAY is eighth on the list, beaten out by seven - count 'em! - seven Turned On Its Ear entries. Walk that plant on outta here, losers!
Needless to say, I'd like to thank the academy, my agent, and the neighbor's cat. I will now use my celebrity to promote world peace.