[31 Holi-Days Preview] But What About the Sanity Clause?
Dear Cablevision / Optimum Online / News 12:
The Santa Clause is a bad movie starring that guy from Home Improvement. Father Christmas spells his name just like the singer from the Scorpions, except with a "C" instead of a "K" at the beginning. In case that's too many links for your fevered heads to handle, Kris Kringle's alias is spelled CLAUS. No "e". Thank you for playing.