Sunday, November 27, 2011

[31 Holi-Days Preview] But What About the Sanity Clause?

Dear Cablevision / Optimum Online / News 12:

The Santa Clause is a bad movie starring that guy from Home Improvement.  Father Christmas spells his name just like the singer from the Scorpions, except with a "C" instead of a "K" at the beginning.  In case that's too many links for your fevered heads to handle, Kris Kringle's alias is spelled CLAUS.  No "e".  Thank you for playing.

Merrily yours,
A. Holiday Pedant

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