Dear television programmers: enough already. At this point, one of two things will happen: either the storm will hit us with 100% power, or it will (hopefully) hit us with less than that. Airing today's 1,563rd SPECIAL EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with the owner of the Brigantine, New Jersey WaWa or someone similar isn't going to change anything.
As for me, I've got two loaves of bread, two jars of peanut butter, and some bottled water. Until the power goes out, Chicken Little and I are gonna hunker down in front of the Wii for a few hours of "Donkey Kong Country Returns". Should the lights go out, I've got about five audiobooks loaded on the 100% charged MP3 player. It's all a little home-y and boring compared to most of what I've done in the last week-and-a-half or so (and will be blogging about over the next few days), but whattaya gonna do? Not every Saturday night can be a SATURDAY NIGHT.