Today at lunch, Rhea had this in her head. Not as parody, as it’s presented in this video, but as actual music. I’m embedding the clip of it as shown on The Soup simply because the only other version of it on YouTube is nine minutes long and I love all of you – even those of you I’ve never met – too much to make you endure such a thing, funny though it might have been.
The serial murderer’s nine-mile stare as given by the male anchor at the end of the clip? Well, that’s just a bonus; think of it as your reward for sitting through the song.
EIGHT WHOLE DAYS!!! DISCO DREIDEL!!!